Shrewdness's Journal, 04 Nov 21

😂 happy Thursday 🪨 🌟🧡 

Lol good to know 

this is so true. also why even when I wear heels, they have to be ones I can run away from any serial killers that I might come upon.  

Shrewdness ??? - I knew that it was your post immediately - too funny. The reason why you always own a dog who runs slower than you do - so when you are running - you can catch the dog - pick it up and throw it back towards whatever is chasing you. Always have a dog who runs slower than you do. 

lol - Serial Killers ??? Katsolo - where are you living ? But yes always wear footwear that you can run in. 

I live where there are lots of bears - I was thinking of bears ... Serial Killers? Wow. 

Running ??? I do not have enough hands to hold down that much moving fat from bouncing all over the place ... Running ? Now you are nutz. 

Good one Shrewd...added it to my collection💻 

😅 

Jergens, you do not want to try to run away from a bear. I suggest you carry bear spray, in your hand, not in a pack or pocket. 

Oh - trust me ... you do so run away....Life experience and high survival instinct - you never ever want to be so close that you have the chance to spray the bear. 

And run down hill as fast as you can - since bears have difficult problem running down hill. 

a brown bear/ grizzly can run 35 mph; average man (20-40 yrs old) can run 5.9 mph (fastest man - 23.35 mph). You do the math. 

Omg you are hilarious!!! 

You guys crack me up!!! I just have to grin and bear it!😆 

I’m with Katsolo, about serial killers, that’s what I’d be running from. Jokes about serial killers are ok, as long as they are properly executed.🙃 A serial killer takes a victim into the forest. It’s dark out. Victim: I’m scared... Killer: You’re scared, I have to walk out of here alone😧 

I can roll down a hill much faster than any bear can run - I lived in Grizzly country and owned large properties where black bears eat your livestock...I do not buy bear spray - I buy bullets. 

It is possible that both of us could be right. 

That would definitely be true if you see me running!