Shrewdness's Journal, 01 May 24

Well, it’s wrapped in bacon, so it’s probably delicious.😁🙃

Need to get going, spent the whole day on someone else’s project so actually kind of wasted a day. Had no jokes about it so thought I’d just tell one. You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully and lie about your age.😊

May 1st a new new start!👍 Starting over again, since that is really the only thing I do in excess besides snack. 🙃

Have a Wonderful Wednesday!🌺☀️
Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.

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$7.99 2018! Jokes on us! I restart every month!  
01 May 24 by member: jenjabba
Jenjabba, so so so funny. I didn’t even notice the date!!😆😁Let’s go, a good month for sure!👍 
01 May 24 by member: Shrewdness
I have been having flaming yawns all day. I'm exhausted.  
01 May 24 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Shrewd 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🥱😴🥓😋🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🥱😴 weekend at Grams house with grandson in his own 'words' 😬 
01 May 24 by member: Livin_Breezy
What the heck is Flaming Yawns😂😂But🥓🥓🥓😋 
02 May 24 by member: cmj29
Darn Shrewd! I lied about my age once (Aerosmith concert backstage passes guarded by cousins BIG VERY PROTECTIVE !!!). So, that's why I have some 'laugh lines' at only 60? 😆 
02 May 24 by member: Livin_Breezy
Morticia, you’re so hilarious!!! Thank you for making me laugh!!!🤗 
04 May 24 by member: Shrewdness
LivinBreezy, you are so funny, grandkids are the best fun!! Mess with them while you can.😆👍 
04 May 24 by member: Shrewdness
Cmj29, my yawns always are flaming.😁 Grocery stores are scary. If they let someone type that, what are they doing to the meat?😳 
04 May 24 by member: Shrewdness
LivinBreezy, really you lied about your age ONCE?😁 Aerosmith, now you’re showing your age.🤣 
04 May 24 by member: Shrewdness
or twice or 🤣 😆 😂 
04 May 24 by member: Livin_Breezy

     
 

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