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Dear TDX00's Body,
After nine weeks of fairly successful dieting, losing 12.4Kg... WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY MAKING ME SO BLOODY HUNGRY!?
Dr. Google tells me that it's likely a hunger-inducing hormone called "ghrelin", which you've been intentionally stocking up on because you're trying to trick me into putting weight back on! Dude... why!? Can you not see this is for the best? Do you enjoy not being able to breathe when I tie our shoelaces? Is there some great benefit to heart disease and diabetes that I'm not aware of? Just do us both a favor and fuck all the way off with this hunger BS!
I'm not giving you anything more to eat - we've got like 50kg of excess fat in the pantry at home. Once that's all used up, I'll consider buying us a Zinger Bacon & Cheese combo, but only if you behave yourself.
Hungrily yours,
TDX00
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I know the Grehlin monster, you have to eat food completely opposite to what you are craving to keep it away. Bloody tough. On the upside, I treated hunger as a trophy, a trophy you carry with you everywhere.
23 Oct 22 by member: spicehorn
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Sad but true... I'm pulling out all the new tools I've been collecting this year to try to combat the hungry imaginings... more water, more protein early in the day, more movement... its great that you've made it this far, dig in mate 💪
24 Oct 22 by member: lizpackard09
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